The History Paper
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         Before one can begin to assess the causes of the     famous world event    , certainly one of the most    adjective      and     adjective        plural noun     of all time, one must examine the     vague philosophical concept   of the     division of society    .  Of course, one must never assume that     same vague philosophical concept    provides a total explanation of     your favorite country     in the age of     plural noun    .     Famous Jewish German philosopher, friend of Engels     would have said that the price of     a commodity     was the most     adjective drawn from a thesaurus     factor in determining the nature of     unpronounceable, long German word    .  On the other hand,    famous liberal philosopher     would reject     adjectival form of famous Jewish German philosopher, friend of Engels     analysis as     any insult prevalent in posh academic circles will do    .     Part of a famous philosopher's name   -wood, a Neo-   adjectival form of a god-like German philosopher   , would transcend the two previous theories by achieving a     noun, three syllables   , thus eliminating     long noun     and explaining the entire    noun     of     continent     in one     adjective        noun   .  This     self-demeaning adjective     paper will attempt to explain the     same famous world event     by rejecting these rather     adjective     theories and appeal to the     choose no more than three listed below*     precipitants of change. 

* political, social, economic, religious, theological, practical, socio-economic, quasi-causal, socio-political, historiographic, ideological, propagandist, etc. (devise your own!)